#282: Return of the Head Betch: Partying With Matt Whitfield
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🗓️ 7 April 2016
⏱️ 148 minutes
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Summary
Timestamps below! Real Housewives of New York made a hilarious return this week, and so did our bestie and former co-host Matt Whitfield of Yahoo (@lifeonthemlist). We laughed so hard in a tiny apt on one mic (another party day with non studio mics, you’ve been warned) about RHONY, the final reunion of this season’s Vanderpump Rules, and RHOBH’s nonsensical fighting about nothing. Enjoy this very special reunion episode, and thanks for all the support!
Timestamps:
0-10:55 Catch up chatter with Matt
10:55-23:00 Crappens Mailbag: The Fourth Wall, Producer Manipulation, Twitter changed everything, Vanderpump goes after the producers.
1:21:27 RHONY Returns! And shit’s goin’ DOWN
2:02:45 Vanderpump Reunion Part 3
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| 0:00.0 | Don't Panic is a new comedy podcast from Wondry that leans into our most absurd anxieties |
| 0:07.3 | and defuses them with humor and actual advice. |
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| 0:20.2 | Do you feel like people are laughing about your oily ass face behind your back? |
| 0:24.5 | Then they probably are, okay? |
| 0:27.2 | And it is not your fault. |
| 0:29.2 | Did you know that the United States has not passed a major federal law to regulate the |
| 0:32.9 | safety of ingredients used in personal care products since 1938? |
| 0:36.7 | Who the hell even knows what we're putting on our face? |
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| 0:47.4 | They have extensive testing and they will not fuck up your face and give you some weird |
| 0:51.6 | third nose because you use some chemical that was never approved in the first place, okay? |
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| 1:02.9 | with these guys right now. |
| 1:04.3 | She's in Austin. |
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| 1:22.9 | Do as a real housewife would suggest and fix your face. |
| 1:49.1 | This episode we are reunited with one of our best friends and former co-host Matt Whitfield |
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