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Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2021

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Would Earth bounce if you shrank it? How do you write italics by hand? How do I overcome vaccine jealousy? How do pupils dilate? How do I write a story without my parents knowing? Will The Anthropocene Reviewed book have special signatures? What is tape made of? Hank Green and John Green have answers!

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0:00.0	[♪ INTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪
0:01.4	[♪ INTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪
0:03.4	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John!
0:07.0	Where's I prefer to think of it dear John and Hank?
0:09.0	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions.
0:11.0	Give you a debuse advice and bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.
0:15.0	John, spring is here and as I look out my window, I can see that a sign of that spring on my lilac tree.
0:23.8	What a relief!
0:25.3	No, boy.
0:26.8	Well...
0:27.8	This actually does not any leaves out on it yet.
0:29.3	It takes a while.
0:30.3	It is Montana after all.
0:31.6	I'm so excited about spring.
0:33.0	I am going to allow that joke to pass unmentioned.
0:37.5	It's really wonderful to have a bit more sunlight and warmth here in the Northern Hemisphere.
0:43.2	It's been a long...
0:44.8	Just to state the obvious.
0:47.4	It's been a rather long winter.
0:49.3	Despite having been a relatively short winter and I am very, very excited for spring.
0:55.4	Uh-huh.
0:56.4	Oh, the days of light and interpersonal interaction are coming.
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