Okay, guys, I did something stupid.

Shameful, indeed?

No, I mean, look, it's tree pollen season here in Northern California.

And I don't know about you, but I get a little sneezy.

Oh, yeah.

And earlier this week, I was sneezing so, so hard that I bit my tongue harder than I have ever bit my tongue before.

And I thought I might have to go get stitches because it was like bleeding for it up like,

sorry, this is I guess content warning.

It was, it went for a long time and it hurt a lot and it still is a little bit weird and swollen

and hurdy.

So if my voice sounds weird or I sound like I have a little bit of a lisp, now you know why. I'm trying to imagine the mechanics of that when you sneeze,

what would it take for your tongue to be directly beneath your teeth? Also, do your teeth really like

bite down when you sneeze? So my mouth is small. Yeah, let's talk about the size of your mouth,

Will. Yeah, my mouth is small. My tongue is

large and beefy. And when I got in there, it just clipped it on the back edge, like the backside.

Oh, I was envisioning like the tip of your tongue getting, no, the tip is called between your front

teeth. Tips totally fine. The back, back left side is a nightmare. It's real bad. You, I was on that podcast with you.

I noticed no difference at all. But now, now, you know, well, it's, it's always the day after, right?

It's not the day of the injury. It's like the day after or the day after that when it gets really bad.

But do people still believe that like sneezing is like a miniature orgasm. I mean, look, wasn't that a thing?

There was a lot of pain involved in high school.

That's like, like somebody was like, oh, did you know a sneeze is like a miniature orgasm, right?

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