#2804 The Valley S2E01: Gotta Keep ‘Em Separated
Watch What Crappens
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4.8 • 16.1K Ratings
🗓️ 17 April 2025
⏱️ 62 minutes
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One episode in, and The Valley is predictably a s**tshow. Jax is more violent than ever, Jesse and Michelle hate each other, and Kristen… well, she’s just happy she can tell a few people “TOLD YOU SO.” You can watch this recap on video, listen to our White Lotus Recaps, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for our North American tour on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com
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| 0:00.0 | Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watcher Crapins ad-free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the |
| 0:05.2 | Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. When a young woman named Desire vanishes without a trace, |
| 0:11.5 | the trail leads to Kat Torres, a charismatic influencer with millions of followers. But behind |
| 0:17.5 | the glamorous posts and inspirational quotes, a sinister through unravels. |
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| 0:27.8 | That's a crowd. |
| 0:29.6 | Have it. Watch what crappies. |
| 0:34.1 | Watch what crappies. |
| 0:35.6 | Who cares what happens when there's so much than crap is. |
| 0:49.1 | Hello, and welcome to Watch What Crapins, a podcast about that crap on bravo that we just love to talk about |
| 0:54.4 | i'm ben madlicar and joining me today on a very special valley premiere day is the one and only ronny |
| 1:00.3 | caram hi ronny what's up well hello welcome welcome to this very fine holiday yes welcome to national |
| 1:08.6 | valley day um we're so excited to talk about this show we're also excited to be going Yes, welcome to National Valley Day. |
| 1:13.5 | We're so excited to talk about this show. We're also excited to be going back to Austin and to Dallas in just a few weeks. |
| 1:19.6 | And then after that, we're going to go to Las Vegas. |
| 1:22.0 | So please join us in May for our three big shows that we're doing as we come to the end of the mounting hysteria |
| 1:29.5 | tour. Thanks to everyone who's come out already, and thanks to everyone who will be coming out |
| 1:33.2 | for these next three days, next three shows. Go to watchercrapins.com to get all your details, |
| 1:38.8 | like dates, times, places, and most importantly, ticket links. And we will hope to see you all there and of course join us |
| 1:45.9 | on patreon where you can gain access to our bonus episodes like white lotus recaps with the traders |
| 1:50.8 | etc love island this summer i'm sure and then uh we also have crap is on demand where you can just |
| 1:56.7 | not only listen to us you can watch watch us. Hello from my childhood bedroom. |
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