#28: "Sam Tripoli is in a Bigger Body"

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2021

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

We cover a ton of ground this week, including the Legion of Skanks/Tim Dillon vs. Anthony Jeselnik thing, why Jim Jeffries sucks, and a John Lennon tune that may surprise you.

Later in the episode, hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard share an update on their Yelp! review from last week, and check out a few listener reviews.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	At British Airways, we're recruiting in our ground operations team at London Heathrow.
0:04.6	You'll have bags of responsibility as a valued colleague below the wing of our aircraft.
0:09.1	Every touchdown it take off would not be possible without our brilliant team.
0:12.7	So this is your chance to make a real difference and showcase your original skills and talents.
0:17.1	New joiners will receive a £1,000 sign on bonus, along with star travel benefits from day one.
0:22.1	Plus, we offer world-class training and career development opportunities.
0:26.0	Bonus terms and conditions apply. Visit ba.com, slash careers and apply now.
0:34.4	Morning. Broken simulation. Broken simulation. We're Sam Tripoli.
0:43.4	Welcome to Broken Sim. I'm Johnny's sidekick, Sam Tripoli, and this is the Johnny Wooder Joe.
0:51.6	Johnny. The Wooder Joe. Rock. No, wrong, wrong show.
0:58.1	Not never wrong show. Oh, yeah. Rock. Great show. Johnny. What's happened?
1:03.4	You didn't say how nice my haircut is. Oh, you did get it. That looks good.
1:08.0	I did get a haircut. Now my question is, we're going to say, what does this vibe of this haircut?
1:14.3	Okay. Okay. So I'm going to give you a couple choices.
1:17.1	I'm going to tell you one right away. I'm going to say like, no, no.
1:20.3	Let me give you. Okay. That's not it. But okay.
1:22.8	Vibe choice number one. Young Hitler. Okay.
1:27.2	Choice number two. Old Hitler. Okay. Because I don't know what age Hitler died.
1:33.0	Right. So I might, I've outlived a lot of people who are historic.
1:39.1	I might have outlived Hitler. So I could be old Hitler.
1:43.6	Even though he died in Argentina, and then third is a white guy dating black chick starter kit.
1:50.4	Like this haircut. Have you ever knows that white guys who start dating black chicks?
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