28: Full Show PT 2: Friday, May 15 [Vault]
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 15 May 2026
⏱️ 49 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, it's Joe and Zoe here from Digget and we're currently sponsored by QVC. |
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| 1:02.6 | I like John Mayer more after the interview than I did before. |
| 1:08.7 | You're way into this interview. |
| 1:10.0 | Yeah, I just thought he, I know dudes aren't allowed to, um, describe other dudes as charming. It's okay. He just charmed the panties right off of me. Save that. Panties? Okay. Charmed my panties right off. You've got a man crush. I just think he's a cut. You know what? Melissa doesn't |
| 1:27.8 | like the dude very much. I love his music. I love his music. I don't think he could do a bad song, but I just, to hear him speak, he just drones on and on and it's almost just self-important. And I just, you know, and it's one of the things that it's not that I did not bring it up in the conversation before I had a chance to ever say anything. He approached that topic about how people feel about him. So he does touch upon that in here. Did he make you like him any more than you did before we started? No. Or it's pretty much what you got. It's a same thing. I think he's got great music. I just think, oh, my God. Because my argument is if he did, if he was not John Mayer and didn't have his music part of him, it would be somebody that would irritate most people. Like, oh, my God, just get to the point. Okay. But because it's John Mayer and he's so deep and he's an artist, it's, you know, he thinks to everything. Prolific. Oh, my God, whatever. So, you know, but he's a great music. |
| 2:18.9 | I mean, he's a great artist. So I think that he deserves all the credit he gets for that. But I wouldn't have a conversation with him. So nothing happened to your panties. Nothing happened to my panties. Anything yours? Your panties with John Mayer? Anything? Oh, my God. If we can avoid this analogy, I'll talk about John Mayer. |
| 2:37.1 | No, I mean, I'll talk about John Mayer. |
| 3:25.2 | No, I mean, I do think that he's charming. I've always been a fan of his music. And, you know, we've talked to him and interviewed him before. And when I first started on the show, I went down to Lakewood and actually interviewed him one-on-one. And so I think since then and since sort of feeling like, I don't know, we've had a lot of interaction with him. I've always liked him. Do I think that he dates famous girls on purpose and won't admit it? Yes. You brought up an interesting point in this interview about the dating the famous women that I didn't even catch that I wish we would have called him on. Yeah, you'll hear it in here. He talks about how you always want something about like, well, you always want to date somebody more exciting than you. And then he drones on to say like, well, and all of us think we're really exciting and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But what I think he was the path that he intended, and may, I could be wrong on this, but the path he intended to say is like i'm so big and great and exciting i have to date somebody big and famous and exciting too |
| 3:29.7 | i didn't catch that at all in if i don't know i mean it's hard to catch anything because he speaks |
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