The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.

This podcast is entitled Gilroy for America Exploratory Committee Meeting Minutes.

It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

Welcome to episode one.

All right, so if we're all here, let's do a quick roll call for the first meeting of the Gilroy for America Exploratory Committee.

Of course, I am campaign strategist

Noel Articuno, and I am present. Campaign strategist Harvey Cleese, are you present?

My name's Harvey Cleese. I work with the youth outreach. I'm also a strategist. Present.

Campaign manager, Kentucky Red, are you present?

You sure enough know about that. My name is Kentucky Redd, and I just, I just might be the most wily old campaign

consultant this side of the Mississippi.

You'll find that I've done yeoman's work for such successful conservative campaigns

as Kurt Kerruthers and his run for state

comptroller of Mississippi and also Trucks Bunions in his lieutenant gubernatorial run in South

Carolina and I'm looking forward to helping a Mr. Gilroy Monsanto take himself to the White

House.

And last but not least, Gilroy Monsanto, I mean, I don't even need to ask,

except actually for the sake of the meeting minutes, I do need to ask.

So are you present?

Well, what to kill you, boy, to give me the illustrious Gilroy Monsanto,

the celebrated, the patriotic American, standalone stalwart of this country, Gilroy.

Come on, we're starting to campaign here, boy.

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