279 - Flashmob Omicron Morning Star Bear
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
4.7 • 13.2K Ratings
🗓️ 30 November 2021
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Tim discusses the flash mobs at Louis Vuitton and Nordstroms, a woman self named "Morning Star Bear", and why Austin, Texas may be the most expensive city in the United States.
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show from our temporary studio. |
| 0:05.0 | It depresses me so much how the audio only episodes of the show do not perform well on YouTube, |
| 0:13.0 | even though they're really some of the best content. |
| 0:16.0 | You know, the podcast I just did is one of the best I've ever done, |
| 0:20.0 | and it's hovering under 300,000 views because there's no video. |
| 0:24.0 | There's so much better when they're just audio. |
| 0:26.0 | It's all meant to be audio. It's not meant to be this. |
| 0:30.0 | This is all kinds of forced, by the way. |
| 0:33.0 | Okay? It's crazy to me that people, but I understand we live in a visual culture, |
| 0:39.0 | and I do enjoy the visual episodes, and you know, the visual aids that I have to show you. |
| 0:45.0 | Look, this is what I mean. |
| 0:47.0 | But listen to the last episode I did. |
| 0:50.0 | It was recorded from a car driving through Texas, |
| 0:54.0 | and it's better than many of the video episodes, |
| 0:58.0 | because it's not really supposed to be a video medium, but nobody cares. |
| 1:04.0 | Intent and intention don't matter to the people that watch the show, |
| 1:11.0 | they're just addicted to visual. They don't really care what goes on. |
| 1:16.0 | Austin, Texas, how Austin became one of the least affordable cities in America, |
| 1:23.0 | the capital of Texas, has long been an attractive place to call home. |
| 1:27.0 | But with an average one hundred and eighty new residents a day, |
| 1:32.0 | its popularity has created a brewing housing company, |
| 1:37.0 | and it's a very important thing to do. |
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