278 - A Thanksgiving Tale
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
4.7 • 13.2K Ratings
🗓️ 29 November 2021
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Tim Dillon, driving through the hills of Texas, shares some Thanksgiving wisdom to navigate your wonderful family this holiday season, and breaks down the history of Ghislaine Maxwell, a woman wrongfully accused, now up against a brutal and unforgiving judicial system. Happy Turkey Day.
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| 0:00.0 | Just drive around, go to like, go to like a driftwood or a spicewood or one of the woods. |
| 0:10.0 | It's Thanksgiving time. |
| 0:14.4 | It's Thanksgiving time. |
| 0:19.9 | Can I sing the whole episode because it's a holiday episode? |
| 0:26.9 | My little written house was found innocent on all charges. |
| 0:36.9 | What do you think of that, Ben? |
| 0:40.2 | Many people are upset. |
| 0:46.1 | I just sing the whole hour, you know. |
| 0:50.9 | Well folks, it's an audio only episode today. |
| 0:54.0 | We just got off tour a month. |
| 0:56.6 | Our new studio is being built on the top of the Sears tower in Chicago. |
| 1:02.1 | Very excited about that. |
| 1:03.5 | We're dumping an insane amount of money. |
| 1:06.4 | We have many investors in the new studio. |
| 1:09.0 | People don't know. |
| 1:10.2 | And a lot of the investors want to stay silent because the show deals every now and then with |
| 1:16.4 | topics of a controversial nature. |
| 1:19.1 | So many big investors, I'm talking power players, money people from behind the scenes in the |
| 1:24.5 | shadows, dark money if you will, slush funds. |
| 1:28.9 | They're lining up to open their coffers to throw money at our new studio, which is going |
| 1:37.2 | to be built in the Burj Khalifa in Dubai. |
| 1:42.0 | We are moving to Dubai to start a comedy scene in the United Arab Emirates in the capital |
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