0:00.0	The following program is rated TV M-A-N-O-C.
0:05.0	It contains a big pair of nuts directly on your chin.
0:08.0	It is intended only for mature audiences.
0:10.0	Viewer discretion advised.
0:13.0	Go to the fucking gym.
0:16.0	You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that.
0:18.0	I wasn't talking to you.
0:20.0	I was talking to me like that. I wasn't talking to you.
0:34.1	Obesity is epidemic in the United States and a major cause of death.
0:39.2	What is fat activism? I, a fat person, am sharing my own lived experience.
0:45.5	Pizza is a vegetable. Your fat phobia. It's your problem. It is not my place as a smaller bodied white man to comment on it. Radical body positivity. What can men do against such
0:51.7	reckless hate? There's only one man who can help me. This is for you new people. I only have one rule. Everyone fights. No one quits. This day we fight. Boo! Hoo! Woo! Who! I don't want to do so. Swole Normath
1:18.0	The sun is shining
1:19.5	The birds are chirping
1:21.2	The bacon is sizzling
1:23.3	Welcome to the daily swole
1:26.2	The Welcome to the Daily Swole.
1:39.3	Testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, test, testing, testicles, testing, testicles, to welcome everyone to episode 27-Hundo and 810-O-Chenta-I-Toi the dating mother, swole, the most muskers, swole cast, beer cast, broadcast, broadcast, gang cast, mancast, Pimcast, Claim cast, and Slaycast in Zah realm, because when I flex, you flex, we all flex our biceps, what's going on, bishes, booshes, bustus, and yahoes, it's your boy, Papa Swolio, back with another episode. And today's episode, the Beescast is brought to his power.
2:03.4	It is sponsored by Everston, Kate 2, flexing on all you beach.
2:08.4	That's the fucking Catalina line mixer.
2:11.0	The fucking Catalina line mixer.
2:13.3	All right, fam, welcome to the show.
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