278: UKIP Porn Shit

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2018

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the podcast that has the same description text every week! This time, Matt gives everyone the chance to be UKIP leader, Log The Incredible Porn Star asks you to name the celebrities he's serviced, and Steve has been dealing with an unusual cocktail of shit and acid.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to the Regular Features Podcast.
0:02.0	The Podcasts.
0:03.0	The podcast.
0:04.0	It's the podcast.
0:05.0	Regular Features Podcast.
0:06.0	Yep.
0:07.0	We've covered some of that, I believe.
0:09.0	I'm Matt.
0:10.0	I'm joined with...
0:11.0	Hello and welcome to the Regular Features Podcast.
0:12.0	The podcast that's the same every week.
0:14.0	I think we said some of that at least in the...
0:16.0	Regular Features Podcast.
0:18.0	Yeah. I'm Matt. I'm joined by Stephen Hoganty. Regular features. And Logger Blythe. Podcast. Not the other guys. There's five of us, but there's just three this time. Every week you get a handpicked selection of a number of the maximum of five. Yep. That's, it's like a variety pack of cereals, but somebody's... It's the podcast, that's the same every week. Yep. Regular features. That's correct, yeah. So this week I'm going to be allowing everybody to be the lead review kit for 15 seconds. Steve, what are you going to do this weekend? Hello and welcome for the regular features podcast. Steve's going to be dealing with a shit with acid. And Locke, what are you going to do in this podcast? It's the podcast. It's the same every week. Yeah, you're going to be doing something to do with porn stars, and you're going to eject into space halfway through because you feel really unsure about it. Hello and welcome. To the podcast. The Regular features podcast. Yes.
1:18.4	Well, it's lovely, regular, regular, regular features, a regular, regular, regular features, a regular, regular, regular futures, a regular, regular features, sure. Well, it's lovely you back at your house, Matt. I know, right? Surrounded by all the things we used to see. Guitars, foam, Steve Hoganty. He's always here.
1:26.9	Oh, how is everyone doing?
1:28.3	How is everyone actually doing?
1:30.3	For real?
1:31.3	No, not for real.
1:32.3	Real talk.
1:33.3	Oh, not for real.
1:34.3	I'm great.
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