277: Guardians Of The Eartha

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2018

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Hey now, what's that sound - everybody look what's going down... It's this episode of Regular Features, "down"-loading onto your favourite devices! NOTE: While Regular Features is an audio file, the downloading process shouldn't be audible. If you can hear this episode downloading, your wi-fi might be in pain. Please check to see if you are living in a dystopian near-future in which the screaming souls of the dead are used to carry data. Anyway: Joe does a letter from a friend, Gav gets into hot ebay water, and Log brings in his very dear friend Eartha Kitt

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0:00.0	regular regular regular features a regular regular regular regular pictures a regular regular regular
0:05.6	regular features a regular regular show hello hello
0:10.6	are you gonna repeat everything i say are you are you joe are you going to repeat everything
0:15.2	he said are you joe are you going to repeat everything he says we're not doing this gap
0:18.8	this is a regular features podcast.
0:21.6	A podcast that is the same every single week.
0:24.2	I'll be damned if I'm not Gav Murphy.
0:26.3	You won't hear me saying anything other than that I am John Blythe.
0:29.6	And I'll be fucked all over this table by Joe Scrabbles.
0:34.5	Oh yes.
0:35.4	You've got there first, you wonderful bastard.
0:38.7	On this week's podcast, a little taster of what people can expect.
0:46.1	I don't want to talk over you, so I'll just wait while you go,
0:50.0	um,
0:51.8	politely. I will be inviting Earth a kitten to the office.
0:56.4	You may have heard two weeks ago that she was hanging around outside.
1:00.0	God knows why.
1:01.3	But outside does a rope her into a little feature.
1:03.0	Lovely.
1:03.4	Come on, Arthur.
1:04.6	Wow!
1:05.3	That's her.
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