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Timesuck with Dan Cummins

278 - Sex, Silverware, and Immortality: The Oneida Community Cult

Timesuck with Dan Cummins

Dan Cummins

True Crime, Society & Culture, Religion, Conspiracies, History, Biographies, Education, Adult Humor, Comedy, Dark Humor, Conspiracy, Cults

4.721.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2022

⏱️ 143 minutes

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Summary

Did you know that Oneida, the largest flatware company in the United States in the 20th century, started out as a sex cult in the 19th century? John Humphrey Noyes started a group love compound in Oneida, NY in 1848 built on some of the craziest notions of how to achieve immortality you will ever hear.

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from a community born out of principles of utopian socialism, biblical communism, and so so much

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sex between any and all members ages 14 and older and probably younger than 14 sometimes.

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One of the largest 20th century flower and find colorary companies in the world was born.

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Uh huh.

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That's where we're at this week.

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Community founder John Humphrey noise was an odd duct, say the least.

0:23.3

He seemed to truly believe that lots and lots of sex could literally lead to immortality.

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He was so passionate about his belief that he convinced over 300 people to join him

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and a utopian socialist community.

0:34.4

A cult compound as I see it built on that very principle in upstate New York, roughly

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30 miles east of Syracuse.

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As he sought hyper promiscuous interlocked contact, aka lots of vaginal sex between men

0:46.9

and women in the form of a polyamory scheme.

0:49.8

He called complex marriage could generate enough spiritual energy to literally propel the

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human race into an electrically powered, divinely connected eternal life.

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Confusing?

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Allow me to explain.

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Picture Dr. Frankenstein, harnessing electricity to make his monster come to life and now replace

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Dr. Frankenstein with John Humphrey noise and then substitute a lot of penises, hundreds

1:13.4

or thousands or maybe millions for the corpse of Frankenstein's monster and then replace

1:18.4

the lightning with a lot of a genus.

1:20.7

And finally, instead of bringing one corpse back to life from one lightning strike, you

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