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How Long Gone

278. - Real Estate

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Society & Culture

4.41.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2021

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Real Estate is a band from New Jersey. We speak with their singer and songwriter Martin Courtney from his home in upstate New York about Chris getting his booster, comparing influencers to supermodels, having to drive across state lines to buy groceries at Whole Foods, the literal real estate market, CSA boxes, we compare and contrast our very different tour lives, when your fans look exactly how they’re supposed to look, sync talk turns into score talk, we figure out who did all the turntablist “cuts” on their last record, having Red Bull pay to get Rivers Cuomo to play a song with them, managing band life while having three kids, and why sometimes you gotta give em the iPad when its time for daddy to podcast. instagram.com/realestateband twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:21.2

I'm dealing with a paper cut issue or it's not a paper cut I cut myself sharpening honing one of my chef's blades. You do that yourself? I thought

0:26.6

successful food world people had somebody like come to their house and sharpen all

0:31.2

their knives for them.

0:32.8

The supply chain issues right now with that.

0:34.9

With human beings, interesting.

0:36.5

I didn't know that the supply chain affected you.

0:39.2

To clarify for you, yeah, I mean, the sharpening industry took a big hit of course I see but

0:45.4

but the there's the difference between a sharpening and a honing the sharpening is

0:50.3

where you get like a oh okay a wet stone or a machine and you grind you know a pro has to do that and then

0:56.4

honing of the blade that's like where it looks like a little metal stick and then you run the

1:00.6

blade along that so that just kind of it's like a little and instead of getting

1:04.5

fillers it's like getting Botox if that makes sense for you.

1:07.2

Thank you for finally you put it into some Hollywood terms us laymen can understand

1:11.1

and to say yeah to save a penny, I'll buy my units on the black market and

1:16.8

then I'll administer them myself, whereas filler is not something that I'm ready to do myself it's a little bit more of an

1:24.3

invasive procedure you using the term units so loosely and accurately makes me

1:30.2

makes me think that maybe in your old age that you have at least looked into the Botox phenomenon

1:35.6

to see if it's right for you.

1:36.8

Well, Chris, I mean, I hate to use a common nomenclature, but it do take one to no one.

1:41.6

And you also are familiar with the unit measurement of calling it a unit, so we've both got

1:47.8

blunder hands.

1:48.8

I have not gone under the knife or the needle just yet but as my brand ambassador campaign continues to rise I'm

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