Hey y'all welcome to Rach top my weekly show where I sit here drink caffeine and talk about random things

This week I'm talking about Noah's artwork. Oh, a whole long thing about getting a bikini wax jacks very embarrassed

I'm going on vacation next week with my booze family and

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Oh, and I lost a toe now. I mean I'm wearing a real bra right now which is pretty unfortunate

Pretty uncomfortable because you know if you get low enough jack you can't you can't wear the sports bra

because in the like it shows and

And I know you're not gonna tell me if my bra search showing I was thinking just now

I'm like I should just come out sometime like intentionally put something really obnoxious in my teeth and see if you tell me

Because you won't you'll just let me you'll do and then like edit the video and never see it and then I'll be like jack

I literally like with that happened recently where like we had to like zoom in on the whole thing because like my pants run

Zipped or something crazy and you like didn't notice eventually you're gonna have a video is like just my mouth

My boyfriend's out of town right now, so I am taking the advantage of his absence to wear my retainer

He called me unexpectedly the other day and I had to like get it out

But it's been so long since I put my retainer in that I like is so tight on my mouth as it took me a minute to get it out

And then by the time I like turned on the face time he was like what's happening?

I'm like I had to take my retainer out he's like you have a retainer. I'm like yeah, it's like why don't you ever wear that when I'm around

I'm like cuz I want you to still love me. I I mean obviously do you have a retainer Jack?

You'll have a retainer's

Wait, wait, you have permanent retainers. Does food get stuck in it?

Explain to me what a wait what is it where you put the wire behind your teeth? Oh, I never did that

I should have cuz it's this tooth and you know when I see it Rachel

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