274: Phantom Throat Bean & More Snowballs
We're Here to Help
Headgum
4.9 • 4.5K Ratings
🗓️ 23 March 2026
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
Jake and Gareth talk some sense into a baby boy. Then, they help a caller who just wants to have a snowball fight. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 272 Fancy Football (with Aya Cash).
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:05.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:13.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:16.0 | Two out. |
| 0:19.0 | Beer, weird, weird, weird, |
| 0:20.0 | two, two, two, two're, we're, we're, we're, we we are back. |
| 0:38.3 | Back. |
| 0:39.3 | Oh. |
| 0:40.5 | Hey, oh. |
| 0:41.4 | Our pilots here. |
| 0:44.5 | Dan, how's United? |
| 0:47.4 | How's United in 1997? |
| 0:49.9 | If you don't have video, look at Instagram of what my brother is choosing to wear as a headset. |
| 0:54.5 | Oh, good. |
| 0:54.8 | I can't wait. |
| 0:55.3 | Podcast you've ever heard. |
| 0:56.4 | Have you ever seen this? Go ahead, Dan. 100%. Yeah. Yeah. I think Joe Rogan suggested this. No, he didn't. Chopper 5 technology. You geek. Yeah, Joe Rogan's like, yeah, dude, this is what I use. Gareth, can I throw something out at you for a second? |
| 1:11.1 | Yes. |
| 1:12.5 | So Dan and I are going to South by Southwest in two weeks. Awesome. Right? It's going to be a two-day thing. It's going to be fun with the movie. The Sun Never Sets. Joe Swamberg, Corey Michael Smith, Dakota Fanning, Lamorne Morris, Anna Conkel, Debbie Ryan. we got some killers. Cricy. World premiere. Open to the world. Right. I think everybody got that, Dan. So we're going to South by Southwest, and our producer, Ashley, who's great and a friend, and she and I and Dan text a lot of bits. |
| 1:45.8 | We were texting this morning. |
| 1:49.2 | She said to me, hey, I've got a fun idea. |
| 1:57.2 | They're charging an arm and a leg for car service to get you, Corey, and Dakota around for your press day on Friday. |
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