Yeah, you look at a convict, I think. That's the word for it.

Nothing wrong with that. That's a good look.

So the kid was, you know...

From the smallest room in New York City.

All right, Ryan, are we ready to go?

We are rolling.

On the mysterious Caucasian island of Shaolin, a 51-year-old elevator mechanic of the forgotten borough,

came to the attention of the FBI following an incident with a city bus driver.

Earlier this year, Blaise Corollio charged with felony assault for punching a city bus driver.

And during the altercation, he called him a monkey.

You know, that's what...

When do you ever, you know, hit somebody and not call him a monkey?

You know what I mean?

Yeah, it's pretty standard.

Yeah, it's a, it makes a lot of sense, you know?

He was released on $20,000 bail.

He's out.

He actually, well, see, the cops, for some reason, took his Motorola phone.

Oh, man. for some reason took his motorola phone and they yeah and and then they not only that but they found

the child porn on it and uh and then they they decided to make a federal case out of it do you get the

phone back um i don't know how that works with the point yeah you should at least get to keep the porn

if you're getting charged with it right the FBI got involved and once the FBI is involved you

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