273 NYC CAB DRIVER
The New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon
Pat Dixon
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🗓️ 27 November 2016
⏱️ 51 minutes
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ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.
AN NYC CAB DRIVER FOR FIVE YEARS - NOW WORKING AS A TEACHER'S AID AND ALSO IN A GROUP HOME FOR THE MENTALLY ILL - JOHNNY MACDONALD HAS SOME STORIES; PLUS, AL MARTIN FROM BROADWAY COMEDY CLUB VENTS ABOUT REVIEWS.
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| 0:00.0 | I work with those populations, and I had to shower a guy. |
| 0:03.5 | Nothing's worse than, like, when you're wiping somebody's ass while they're punching you in the feet. |
| 0:09.2 | From the smallest room in New York City. |
| 0:11.1 | It's very similar to biting the hand that feeds you. |
| 0:13.1 | It comes a show that gives you a reason to live. |
| 0:15.9 | You're punching the man that wipes you. |
| 0:17.6 | Yeah, he's just clobbering me. |
| 0:19.8 | In the ISIS Terror Group's English Language magazine, he's just clobbering me. In the ISIS terror groups, English language |
| 0:22.8 | magazine, it's called Rumiye, November issue. That can be found a detailed how to on using |
| 0:30.9 | trucks as weapons of mass destruction. In case you missed it, that particular issue, I'll save you the trouble searching. |
| 0:38.8 | Step one, steel truck. Step two, run over people. How stupid are potential ISIS terrorists that they |
| 0:46.7 | fail to understand. The concept of running over somebody with a truck. I don't want to offend |
| 0:52.0 | anybody. If you're listening out there, you're in ISIS, no offense, not truck. I don't want to offend anybody if you're listening out there and in ISIS. |
| 0:55.8 | No offense. I'm not judging. I just, I'm thinking that most of your internet readers of |
| 1:01.1 | ISIS monthly type of publication or whatever could manage a basic suicide mission like the paper |
| 1:09.7 | of record, New York Post. |
| 1:11.4 | It's in its 217th year, continuous publication. |
| 1:14.0 | This is the longest running daily newspaper there is since 1801 when it was founded by Alexander Hamilton for 10 grand. |
| 1:23.4 | And, you know, I like to think, speaking of Hamilton, that he would have left that musical Hamilton with his hands clamped tight over his ears. |
| 1:32.3 | Always remember that, Manuel Tilda Noriega, or I forget the guy's name, the post reports that the piece was aimed at lone wolves and included a picture of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade |
| 1:46.1 | Manhattan with the caption, quote, an excellent target. |
| 1:52.3 | You know, and there's a lot of Americans who wouldn't necessarily, you know, disagree with you |
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