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🗓️ 16 March 2023
⏱️ 64 minutes
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0:00.0 | The Silly Guys Go Hollywood. |
0:07.0 | There is a town so full of movies that they call it Hollywood. |
0:13.0 | Ironically, you won't find any holly or any wood there. |
0:17.0 | What you will find are silvered screens and films of joy. If you're lucky, |
0:22.6 | you'll leave your mark on this town, even if it's nothing more than a stain on the casting |
0:26.6 | couch. If you're unlucky, this town will leave its mark on you, which looks a lot like a stain |
0:32.1 | on a casting couch. Yes, it is here that the magic happens, and many a weary traveler has set his sights on this |
0:39.6 | vaunted town. Three such guys, Andrew, Branson, and Charles, were just about to learn that this |
0:46.7 | town can be a bit of a shithole if you don't know what you're doing, and their journey begins |
0:52.7 | in a law office. We see our three heroes |
0:56.6 | all straightening their ties as they enter the big Hollywood lawyer's office. They sit down in front |
1:01.8 | of his desk in some cool Hollywood-style chairs. Hello, my name is Kremit Skeener. I call you |
1:08.6 | three adult boys in here to discuss the last will and testament of your |
1:11.9 | uncle, Charles Branson Hudson. Now, I understand that your family... If I may interrupt, Kremit, |
1:18.3 | but I need to let you know that, you know, we aren't family. You know, I'm not related to these two guys. |
1:25.2 | Yeah, he's a mutual uncle, meaning that we're all related to him, |
1:28.8 | but we aren't related to each other. |
1:31.2 | Yeah, individually, he's my uncle. |
1:33.9 | And from their point of view, he's their uncle too. |
1:36.5 | But he's not our uncle. |
1:38.6 | It doesn't really affect the proceedings, |
1:40.9 | but we just wanted you to know that. |
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