Well, I don't see the point in waiting longer, so let's see the point in waiting longer,

so let's bring her out.

The Star Attraction, the one you came to see.

Ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only, Ms. Judy Gold.

Everyone, welcome to Kill Me Now. It's a very special edition of

Kil Me. I'm just so fucking excited. I'm so excited. I know our

guest from my previous life as a wife, well we weren't legally married, but we both lived in the same complex here in Provincetown. You might know her not from Provincetown. You might

know her from the greatest book ever written. Ladies gentlemen, it is my honor privilege. I am humbled to welcome the one and only

Mary Trump is here everyone!

Woo!

Hi guys! Mary, I fucking love you. I loved you before but I just want to say so first of all the

the podcast is Kill Me Now and we're both having a Kill Me Now kind of day. So here's my Kill Me Now moment for today

is that I got this thing to hang the pots and pans,

you know, like, because there's no fucking space in here.

Chef's rack.

Yeah, whatever, you have more words than I do.

All right, so I got, you have the best,

that's when your book came out, you know know what I tweeted Mary Trump has the best

word so I got this thing so I can hang all the pots and hands and act like I

really am a chef anyway so my friend Kate who lives across the playground is like, oh, you know, I can help you with that and like do you have a drill? And so I said, yeah, I got the drill anyway she puts it up and I'm like wait I have to put the things to hang the pots off you know know, the S-thi loops, and they didn't fit right, and I look at the

cover and she installed it upside down, okay? So now one of the brackets is left because we can't get the screw out of the

fucking wall so I want to kill my like I fucking kill me now with the fucking bracket now I have to call the

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