271: Maria Bamford

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Judy Gold

Comedy

4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2020

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Comedian Maria Bamford joins Judy on this week's edition of Kill Me Now. In the first half of their chat, the ladies get into Maria's Duluth, Minnesota upbringing, through her moving to the psych ward that is L.A...and everything in-between! It's Judy Gold with special guest, Maria Bamford. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Jane loved crisps. She ate them for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Even at FancyPants restaurants,
0:07.6	your crisps, madam. Years went by, but then crisps stopped doing it for her. They got her thrown out of cinemas and were forever in the bedsheets
0:19.6	Crisps. They're kind of like your current account. Just because they were good ones doesn't mean you have to stick with them forever.
0:26.0	Maybe it's time to switch with the current account switch service. Well, I don't see the point in waiting longer, so let's see the point in waiting longer,
0:37.0	so let's bring her out.
0:40.0	The Star Attraction, the one you came to see.
0:43.4	Ladies and gentlemen, the one the only, Ms. Judy Gold.
0:50.4	Welcome everyone to Kill Me Now. I have a theme song for this cast, okay?
0:56.0	Before I introduce her because I'm so fucking excited. Okay, ready? Here it is.
1:00.0	I fucking love her. I fucking love her. I fucking love her I love her I fucking love her I fucking love her I
1:05.9	I fucking love her I fucking love her I fucking love her I fucking love her
1:11.6	I fucking love her love her love her lover.
1:15.0	Lager, Lager, Lager, Lager, Lager,
1:17.0	ladies and gentlemen, the one the only,
1:20.0	Maria Bamford is here!
1:23.0	Oh, Judy!
1:25.0	I can't believe it!
1:27.0	I am delighted.
1:28.0	I, yes, I'm amazed and delighted. And I really, that song needs to be put on an album of some kind.
1:36.4	I know, don't you think?
1:39.2	Maria, listen, I mean I've known you forever.
1:42.8	Yes.
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