272-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2014

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

A man's desire to call out to a woman is so strong that it can overwhelm his own mental illness. Literally, the pieces that are missing in his brain will come together for a moment if that moment means sexual release. Farts. This episode has them. From both mommies. Will you eat what we fart on? Plus Garth meets Meeeh, meets more melodies. It's creepy, weird and wonderful all at the same time. Guys should cover their nipples, You BETTER wash your nuts and your other stinky parts (especially if you want someone going in there). And we talk family - and what is a reasonable amount of time to spend with them - Minutes? Get your festive jeans on!

Transcript

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0:00.0	And that brings me to a very special treat.
0:06.0	I need to teach all of you something.
0:08.0	You're going to during this song say one word.
0:14.0	Hey now y'all, can we just get real?
0:17.0	Do we really care about our fans?
0:19.0	There's just another deal.
0:21.0	That's another way.
0:22.0	That we lost our way.
0:24.0	So do the mouth of people.
0:26.0	Remember, we are people.
0:28.0	Do we really need another live fan or share?
0:31.0	We need another poster show up everywhere.
0:33.0	I hope that we scatter that we never forget.
0:36.0	That our poster never even with me going to bed.
0:44.0	We are people.
0:53.0	Hey now y'all.
0:55.0	Alright everyone I want you to stand up right now.
0:59.0	Hey now y'all.
1:01.0	Alright everyone I want you to stand up right now.
1:05.0	Take out your phone.
1:07.0	Take a selfie with your neighbor.
1:09.0	It's time to get social.
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