271-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2014

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Yooooo! If you spend time overseas be careful! You could get AIDS. From a towel. Especially if a lot of dudes drop their stuff in that towel, ya feel me? Pat Robertson is a national treasure. While some look to him for spiritual leadership, we find him to have his finger on the pulse of what's funny and this guy is hilarious. Plus we have some new songs and we have to admit, they are DADGUM GOOD! Can we teach you how to sing? Yes. BEATBOX? You betcha! AND we got that Chris Gaines music that you know you wanna hear. Would you mind pulling your jeans a little higher?

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0:00.0	And the magic has begun. Bam!
0:08.6	It's kind of a jeansy tune. Yeah.
0:11.4	It's like a tight, it's like a winter jeans tune.
0:20.0	Winter jeans, the jaco everywhere. Winter jeans, winter jeans.
0:27.0	Love your favorite pair.
0:30.0	Jeans, winter jeans, but on the Hanukkah pants they're there.
0:35.6	Nice.
0:37.6	You're welcome. Nice.
0:39.6	I'm a little Joyce.
0:41.6	Jeans are taken off.
0:43.6	Yeah, I'm going to Fartford Comnet to Cunt.
0:47.6	The Fartford Funnybone.
0:49.1	I thought it was Fart Turd.
0:51.6	Ah shit! Fart Turd Comnet to Cunt.
0:55.6	Fart Furt. The funnybone there.
0:59.0	I'm there Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday,
1:03.2	and but then Sunday I'm not there. I fly home.
1:06.0	Huh.
1:08.0	What happened on Sunday?
1:10.0	I don't know. They changed my scheduling.
1:11.8	So it's Wednesday through Saturday as opposed to Thursday through Sunday.
1:14.8	I don't know what happened.
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