The following is an archived podcast presented by the Brinson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.

This podcast is entitled The Eulogy for the entire 1972 Miami Dolphins Offensive Line.

It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

Welcome to episode one.

Welcome to the hallowed halls of Our Mother from Another Brother Church.

Presented by Risco Bullet Pro for

business, brought to you by Risco Obsidian, as seen on Smile TV. I'd like to thank everyone for

showing up for the funeral service of the entire 1972 Miami Dolphins offensive line, whether

you're here with us in person or streaming live on Risco Plus.

My name is St. Hickory Davis Delight, the local priest around these parts.

You know, as we gather here to lay these large men to rest, I can't help but think that the

Lord works in mysterious ways. After all, these are the undefeated 72 dolphins, and I'm a lifelong

fan of the team they defeated in the Super Bowl that fateful season, the Washington R-words.

But today, in the eyes of the Lord, we are not merely dolphins, or merely our words, but football

fans, united here on this blessed Sunday,

grateful that this tragedy befell these gridiron heroes during the off-season.

But that's enough for me.

Let's hear from the teammates and family members who knew these gridiron grates the best.

I have asked Eddie Anasarka, the son of one of the deceased grates of the gridiron,

to read a poem he wrote on this mournful Sunday morning.

Eddie?

Thank you, Father, Davis Delight, for calling me up.

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