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Hello and welcome back to the Horny Housewife podcast.

I'm your host, Jordan. I may or may not have left my suction cup dildo in my shower. Then the cleaners came. I almost said maids. You can't call the maids. My mom said maids. I blame her. And I got home and my turned purple all by myself. I lashed alone, seeing the suction cup dildo on the wooden shower

bench, and I knew that they had to clean around it. And I thought about it for a while.

So note to self, if you have cleaners, and shut the fuck up. They come once a month, okay? If I was

cool enough to have them every week, I wouldn't have said it. But a 19-year-old can afford a cleaner once a month. Okay? So, note to self. If you listened last week, if you didn't, if you didn't listen last week, you want to, especially if you're a man. I had Stephanie Gannowski on,

P-E-E-D-D-E, all the P-P-P Problemos, root cause, how to talk to your significant other,

about sex in general, about sharing a fantasy, women, how we can be a safe space for our men to share, how we can help them with their bedroom woes, etc.

So go check it out if you have not listened.

And you know what that means if you are not new here, what we do when we have a topic,

a serious topic, or I guess the next week.

What is it?

Back on listening questions.

But first I owe the people.

First, I will let the men know so they can have a better understanding of why we are so obsessed.

If you want to skip past it, go ahead and be a real man.

I listen to the greatestown.

But I have to discuss heated rivalry.

First of all, I'm looking in the viewfinder, and I'm albino, and it's hurtful.

I'm albino.

I look like a less hot version of Cher.

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