270-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2014

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Are ya'll ready for some slick stuff? Cool stuff? NEAT stuff? What about RAW stuff? Well, you're gonna get it cause we're breaking down these walls between us and we like that! Are you done wiping the vomit from the rim of your mouth? Good. Now get ready to puke again when Garth Brooks speaks and is genuine about "having a conversation" with you. We get "Country" on this one, but it isn't all bad. We actually like some of your backwoods, incestuous anthems. Plus Theo must face the fact that he's named after an accused serial rapists TV son. And that ain't gonna fly, Jack! We must give him a NEW name OR can we simply call him by his BIRTH NAME?!?! You mean he has one? Yup. This episode is LOADED. Jeans UP!!

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0:00.0	That's how it goes.
0:03.2	House of DBS
0:07.9	Woman I always wanted to be.
0:10.4	So I had Vom's fast and bad
0:12.9	Oliver
0:14.4	We're into Diane Vom's post of work today. We are watching that show House of DBS. We'll talk about it. So many
0:23.1	High quality shows that we're
0:25.1	Only the best it's funny. We do watch only the dumbest shows in our house
0:34.0	And I actually have a sense of pride. I used to have shame
0:37.6	No, I have a sense of pride about what I haven't seen. Yes, I remember for the long
0:41.9	They're like you see 30 rock this week. I don't know look at watch 30 rock and they're like it's great
0:46.9	And I go I don't care. Well, we didn't see breaking bad. Nope. We didn't see breaking bad
0:51.7	What five years until five years after it was canceled you and I got into breaking bad? No, we well
0:57.3	Yeah, we didn't see any of it when it was we started watching it as it was going off the air
1:02.3	So we're too late on that a lot of people did that though
1:05.3	But the big comedy that's the thing man when you do comedy you can't fucking be I can't believe how many comedians
1:12.7	Watch that much comedy. It's it's gotta be like when you're a nurse or a doctor and watching like
1:18.7	Grey's anatomy and just tearing your hair out be like that's not how that's not how you do that and I
1:24.9	Mean Sarah's let it. Hey, how come there's no dental shows. There should be a dental soap opera
1:32.6	I can feel this cavity. Stead
1:36.7	How stupid would that be? That would be really stupid teeth cleaning your teeth aren't cleaning up
1:41.9	Um
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