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The Skepticrat
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
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🗓️ 1 June 2026
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
On this week's episode: Florida declares infinity plus ONE congressmen ... Bret Michaels had better things to do ... And we learn how a weighted penis bag might affect your weekend.
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Headline Sources:
Trump’s attempt at slush fund for Jan 6 rioters goes poorly: https://www.cnn.com/2026/05/29/politics/federal-judge-halts-work-on-trumps-anti-weaponization-fund
Judge Allows Florida House Map That Could Add 4 Republican Seats: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/26/us/florida-congress-map-redistricting.html
Were the Enhanced Games a Bust? - Organizers Are Upping the Ante to $10 Million: https://www.vanityfair.com/culture/story/enhanced-games-ten-million-reward
Kash Patel's apparel site is trying to trick visitors into installing malware: https://www.pcmag.com/news/kash-patels-apparel-site-is-trying-to-trick-visitors-into-installing-malware
Ka$h Patel actually does my joke 2 days later with custom engraved bourbon: https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/05/kash-patel-fbi-bourbon/687066/
Kash goes snorkeling at Pearl Harbor:
https://newrepublic.com/post/210478/report-kash-patel-desperate-snorkel-graveyard-pearl-harbor
Almost everybody pulls out of Trump’s stupid America rally and then he cancels it:: https://pagesix.com/entertainment/freedom-250-concert-festival-artists-backing-out-lineup/
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy02j1n87wlo
The Knicks are in the finals and Donald Trump might ruin it: https://thespun.com/nba/knicks-fans-urged-to-ignore-president-trump-at-nba-finals
Clavicular gives penismaxxing advice and gets mogged by a judge: https://www.wonkette.com/p/dont-go-taking-any-penis-advice-from
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | It's Monday. |
| 0:13.5 | It's June 1st. |
| 0:15.3 | And the word of the day is Democrats. |
| 0:18.9 | A genius new roasty coinage from Donald Trump used in a sentence, ish. |
| 0:23.5 | Democrats, because they're dumb. |
| 0:25.8 | I, they're dumb. |
| 0:27.1 | It's, it's D-U-M, I got rid of the B, so you're only changing one letter, right? |
| 0:32.4 | Egos, the U-comes. |
| 0:34.2 | Uh-huh, yeah. |
| 0:35.2 | The only way he's making any you come, I guess. |
| 0:38.5 | Okay. |
| 0:39.3 | I mean, we laugh, but when the Grand Emperor makes them change it to that officially, |
| 0:43.6 | we're all going to have to switch up the signs. |
| 0:45.5 | So, like, we should get used to... |
| 0:46.7 | Yeah, it's going to be a pain in the ass. |
| 0:47.5 | I'm no illusions. |
| 0:49.1 | I'm Eli Bosnick. |
| 0:50.1 | I'm Heathenright. |
| 0:51.2 | And broadcasting delayed from America's Far Center. We are the Skipcrats. |
| 0:55.1 | On this week's episode, Florida declares infinity plus one, Congresspeople. |
| 1:00.9 | Brett Michaels has better things to do. |
| 1:03.4 | And we learn how a weighted penis bag might affect your weekend. |
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