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It's Monday.

It's May 18th.

And the word of the day is conctation, which means the act of deliberately putting something off.

Used in a sentence, if you don't have a word of the day on account of your conctation,

it turns out you can just Google obscure synonym for procrastination.

Yeah, I mean, I was going to write something here, but I was going to leave it till Heath's back.

It's not that I immediately think of Heath when I hear cunk.

Oh, see, now my job there is just a yes-and-Marsh's joke.

So if he's waiting for Heath, I have to wait for March to wait for Heath.

We've fallen apart early.

Damn it, I'm no illusions.

I'm Michael Marshall.

I'm Eli Bosnick in broadcasting delay from America's far center. We are the skeptocrats.

On this week's episode, Marshall will explain British elections just in time for the empire to fall.

Donald Trump gets through his whole China visit without jumping out of a car at a red light and running around it.

And my country will burn through leaders so quickly,

I might be Prime Minister by the time you hear this.

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