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Hello and welcome to Beach, Louisiana, Water, Two-nd, the podcast where we read the worst reviews in most dramatic fashion. My name is Zandi. I'm X-T and welcome to episode 270. Yeah, it's reviews

of moving companies, which, uh... Oh! I know. I just got it. I put it in the poll because of this.

And it got some people liked it.

They didn't know why I put it there.

But it's because I'm moving.

So I'm the time this comes out, I'll be a week in, no, a couple weeks into my life, new life in New York City.

As we record this, he leaves in like three days. Yeah, it's a lot. It's slightly devastating, but also very exciting. Zandi, where are you moving to, Timbuktu, Yemen, New York, New York, Queens. Moving to Queens. Wow. Big day. Yeah, so it's going to be a lot, but it's going to be exciting. So I'm like, can't wait. Gonna be closer to D, which is the best part of it. And then also get to live in a bigger city again. Listen to that T. Swift song and it will be like personal. Totally. I'm going to listen to it all the time. I never get sick of that. I listen to it when I go to New York and then I pretend like I live there, but I don't. Yeah, that's a fun thing to do.

You get the real deal.

Yeah, and... time. I never get sick of that. I listen to when I go to New York and then I pretend like I live there, but I don't.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's a fun thing to do.

You get the real deal.

Yeah. And yeah, I'm going to be pursuing my acting a little more, too, taking classes and hopefully getting some auditions and stuff. And then, yeah. Streaming. Streaming. I'm picking up streaming again for multiple reasons.

One, health insurance is very expensive.

No. streaming. I'm picking up streaming again for multiple reasons. One, health insurance is very expensive.

No. Which I found that true in Ohio, but in New York, it's even more expensive somehow, like 50% more. So I'm like, you know what? Let me try to be consistent about my streaming and see if I can actually earn an income that I deserve from it by providing actual content. Well, you did offer to teach me OBS, so maybe I'll pay you for that. Yeah, I might pay you for that. But yeah, no, I'm going to be streaming regularly. And I already have a schedule out for February, like the full month I've scheduled out. I'm going to do some random days that aren't listed as well. And I'll announce those on my Discord. But yeah, you can find that at twitch.tv slash zandis Sheifer. That's so cool that you have your own Discord. Yeah, it's the hogpen. What does it feel like? It feels very normal. Do you feel weird that you like like, go in there and you're like the overlord?

No, because they don't view me that way.

Oh, good.

I don't think.

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