270 - E1's Mandatory HR Meeting

Episode One

Comedy

4.8 • 858 Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Newly hired HR representative Rayleigh Silvers (@ZeroSuitCamus) explains HR protocol and mediates workplace grievances between Andrew, Branson, and Charles. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

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0:00.0	The following is an archive podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.
0:05.2	This podcast is entitled E1's Mandatory HR Meeting.
0:09.2	It is the first and only episode of the podcast.
0:11.9	Welcome to episode one.
0:13.3	This is so stupid.
0:14.5	Why do we have to do this stupid HR meeting?
0:17.0	Because Branson has screwed everything up, as usual.
0:19.3	I didn't screw it up.
0:20.3	I'm allowed to say my opinions on UTI.
0:22.0	Okay, Charles screwed everything up.
0:23.1	Hello, gentlemen.
0:24.0	So what?
0:24.4	What does it matter if I screwed up?
0:25.4	Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen, please.
0:27.8	My name is Rayleigh Silvers.
0:30.2	I'm your new HR head.
0:32.6	And I'm here to mediate this, uh, this little situation we have going on here.
0:38.6	This little kerfuffle that I've...
0:41.6	It is a workplace kerfuffle.
0:43.0	Yeah, I've been on staff for about three days,
0:46.8	and I've already gotten hundreds and hundreds of complaints
0:49.9	from all of the, from all of the employees at E1 about you three.
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