meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
A Sandwich and Some Lovin’

270: A Sandwich and Some Dude No-nos

A Sandwich and Some Lovin’

Kellie Rasberry & Allen Evans

Comedy

4.51.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2020

⏱️ 70 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

After a weekend of gluttony, Allen decided he's going on a very strict, 10-day cleanse and invited any podcast listener who wants to join him. Kellie is just excited that Allen will be cooking for her again! (And there's no way she's giving up her Diet Pepsi and dirty martinis...)

Allen also started an Instagram bit on men's fashion choices that are huge No-Nos, which you can follow @thealanzo1971. He sneakily photographs men who may be veering down the wrong fashion path ad invites his IG followers to vote.

And Kellie isn't in full-blown holiday shopping panic YET, but she shares some great gift ideas she found on Spy.com that may spark some holiday excitement in you.

Thank you to our podcast sponsors:

Don’t spend a minute of your holiday season at the post office this year. In fact, with Stamps.com, never go to the post office again! There’s NO risk. With our promo code, SANDWICH, you get a special offer that includes a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. No long term commitments or contracts. Just go to Stamps.com, click on the microphone at the top of the homepage and type in SANDWICH.

Frame your photos or send someone the perfect gift with Framebridge! Go to Framebridge.com and use promo code SANDWICH to save an additional 15% off your first order.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:16.6

Welcome to another episode of a sandwich and some love and I can already tell you this is going to be a good one. I'm Kelly Raspberry Evans. This is my very chatty husband, Alan Evans. A train of the house. I don't know what has gotten into him but he is exceptionally chatty

0:26.0

well hey unlike maybe you I don't know unlike me what I don't know about you. Unlike you, I am excited to talk to the

0:35.9

listener. I'm always excited, but you're just exceptionally chatty. I don't know

0:40.8

what to tell you. I think it's because this is day one of living clean is that it

0:44.4

Alan's y'all should have heard him one day of eating basically clean he's like man I don't feel right, my body is just, I'm like, it's one day, you don't feel,

0:56.8

I mean you don't have that strong of reaction until like day two or three, right?

1:00.8

Oh, really?

1:01.4

He's not even fully through the day and he's like man my

1:04.7

system whatever Alan. No my system was jacked and that's why we'll get into this

1:10.3

but that's why I'm doing a cleanse and it all started I was talking to Kelly about this today. into this

1:15.0

I'm doing a cleanse and it all started I was talking to Kelly about this today it all started

1:16.0

Kelly and I went on a date night this last weekend I ordered an entree

1:20.0

okay which consisted of steak and French fries.

1:24.0

Yes, you did.

1:26.0

That wasn't enough.

1:27.0

No, it wasn't.

1:28.0

That wasn't enough.

1:30.0

Not only did I finish my steak and French fries. I asked, hey, can I get another order of French fries?

1:38.0

He did. He absolutely did. He ordered two orders of French fries, and when did that I said and I'll take another martini.

1:45.3

Those were the best damn French fries I've ever had.

1:49.3

Really? And then after that I wasn't satisfied.

1:52.0

No, you wanted to stop for ice cream and I detoured you from that. No, no you didn't. I got ice cream. Oh that's right. I detoured me from that. You did it. That's right. Yeah. Completely blocked that out. I was full. I was like my martini was my dessert.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Kellie Rasberry & Allen Evans, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Kellie Rasberry & Allen Evans and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.