Summary
Last-minute replacement Jakob turns up to play the organ at Ted Barrett’s funeral, a former resident of The Laurels. Alan tells him Ted’s family requested an upbeat service with a funny eulogy, before Alan gently relieves Jakob of his duties helping organise this year’s Christmas Show. Sykesy arrives for the service, sharing some fond and funny memories of Ted. Alan’s eulogy then goes down really well, with lots of laughter. After the service Sykesy is full of praise for Alan’s delivery. It’s also given Jakob an idea for the Christmas Show: an evening of stand-up comedy delivered by local farmers. Sykesy thinks it’s a brilliant idea, his enthusiasm overwhelming any objections from Alan. It looks like they’ve got a Christmas Show! Justin helps Natasha get her buggy out of the shop, then praises her and Tom on their plans to remodel the Tearoom, starting on Wednesday when they take over from Fallon. Justin feigns surprise when Natasha mentions their intention to bid for Oliver’s land, but quickly offers to run an eye over their proposal, if it would help. Natasha suspects there is more to Justin’s altruism than meets the eye, but goes along with it for now. Later in The Bull, once he’s had a look, Justin gravely informs Natasha that their figures simply don’t add up. In which case, Natasha responds, they could just aim to build a house on the land instead of trying to farm it. Canny Natasha thanks Justin for pushing her in the right direction and goes quickly, with her buggy, leaving Justin feeling frustrated.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, it's Doleepa, and I'm at your service. |
| 0:04.7 | Join me as I serve up personal conversations with my sensational guests. |
| 0:08.8 | Do a leap interviews, Tim Cook. |
| 0:11.2 | Technology doesn't want to be good or bad. |
| 0:15.0 | It's in the hands of the creator. |
| 0:16.7 | It's not every day that I have the CEO of the world's biggest company in my living room. |
| 0:20.7 | If you're looking at your phone more than you're looking in someone's eyes, |
| 0:24.6 | you're doing the wrong thing. |
| 0:26.0 | Julie, at your service, listen to all episodes on BBC Sales. B. |
| 0:33.0 | B. C Sounds, Music Radio Podcasts. |
| 0:36.0 | You're listening to Monday's episode of The Archers from BBC Radio 4. Oh, yeah, Jacob. Sorry, Alan, I'd hope to get here a bit earlier. |
| 1:02.6 | I'm just grateful you could make it at all. |
| 1:04.6 | Oh, you were lucky. |
| 1:05.4 | No more appointments until this afternoon. |
| 1:07.2 | Well, thank you for stepping in to cover the funeral. |
| 1:10.0 | Hopefully Patrick will be feeling better soon. |
| 1:12.0 | Absolutely. Anyway, they're both hy feeling better soon. Absolutely. |
| 1:13.0 | Anyway, they're both hymns you've played before, so it should be fairly straightforward. |
| 1:18.0 | It's for Ted Barrett, a resident at the laurels, an extremely colorful character. |
| 1:23.0 | Yeah, he was quite the joker. |
| 1:25.0 | He specified an upbeat service, |
| 1:28.0 | so his family have requested everyone wears bright colours. |
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