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My name is Allison Hindle and I commission audio drama and fiction for the BBC.

It's a great privilege because I get to unearth stories people love.

You should see the books and scripts covering my floor,

from new talent and established writers as well as classics.

The BBC has such a rich history of making great audio drama,

we're still the largest producer in the world,

and the popularity of podcasts means we can share what we do with even more people.

So if you like to lose yourself in a gripping audio drama or book, find your next listen on BBC Sounds.

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You're listening to Tuesday's episode of The Archers

from BBC Radio 4. The How can I help you Justin? I'm afraid my coffee isn't hot. You do know a flat white and it supposed to be boiling, don't you?

I don't want it boiling, but I don't want it look warm either.

You should drink it quicker then?

I pay your pardon.

You've been chatting to that woman for at least 10 minutes.

I was not talking for 10 minutes, and that woman for at least 10 minutes. I was not talking for 10 minutes and that woman

over there is Ronnie Pershore, our newest client at the stable. Well it doesn't matter who she is

whether she's Dolly Parton or Mother Theresa, your coffee is still going to go cold if you don't drink it for 10 minutes.

It was not 10 minutes.

Luke, I can put it in the microwave for you if you want.

I'm not paying nearly £4 for a microwave coffee.

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