269: The Final Foot Boss (Fadussy fl*shlight, Dr. Dom, Girl dinners)

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2024

⏱️ 79 minutes

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In the past years Stiff Socks has received over 500 messages suggesting that Michael should buy a vajankle. Well, ladies & gentlemen, today’s the day The boys riff on being down bad in Milwaukee, the post-nut regret of cleaning a pocket foot, and only getting hard when the weather is perfect. Plus Michael saw an IRL IUD removal and Trev got cucked by Pluto.

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0:00.0	you're going to be coming in a foot in Milwaukee at 3.15 in the morning.
0:05.0	This is not going to be okay.
0:07.0	It's Woman's Appreciation Month.
0:10.0	For me, it's all year.
0:12.0	Oh, for me, it's like I haven't, I didn't know there was a month because I just always exist.
0:17.0	Yeah, it's not even all year for me, it's like my whole lifetime.
0:19.0	Like I was born and I was like, whoa, I love women.
0:22.0	Yeah, I came out of my mom and I was like,
0:24.3	give me back in there.
0:25.3	Yeah, I'm like, it's warm.
0:27.1	It is warm.
0:28.0	It's dude.
0:28.9	Do you think they were cold?
0:30.0	I'm gonna duvet for your cock.
0:31.8	Someone write that down and send it to someone.
0:34.8	Or would it be a sleeping bag?
0:37.7	What'd I say?
0:38.5	Duvet.
0:39.5	I already forgot.
0:40.0	I do think it's more like a sleeping bag.
0:41.9	Oh, cool game.
0:43.0	You can't zip it up though.
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