0:00.0	Welcome to Beach, to Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.
0:13.3	Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.
0:37.6	Hello, everyone.
0:42.0	Welcome to Beach, you, Sandy Water, Two, at the podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion.
0:42.9	I'm Christine.
0:44.4	I'm Zandi.
0:48.0	We got 269 for you today.
0:53.0	This was reviews of hot sauces.
1:01.9	And someone suggested we do like our own hot ones where we try the hot sauces that we read reviews of.
1:03.7	Are you fucking kidding me?
1:05.4	I'm the whitest person.
1:06.7	You think I can handle that shit?
1:10.6	I can't, I can't handle like medium.
1:15.1	I get like a two at when I'm feeling like extra bold.
1:16.6	That's spicy, yeah, for you.
1:18.2	Yeah, from an Indian restaurant.
1:19.6	I'm like, let's take a little.
1:27.4	Our dad, however, is broken and he gets like 11 and is like, oh, I can't taste anything.
1:28.1	And I'm like, well.
1:31.3	And then I realized later on, he and I talked about it.
1:36.1	And he found out that like something was wrong with his taste buds or something.
1:40.7	Because he said like he stopped eating really spicy stuff all the time. And like he started to taste things that he used to not be able to taste.
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