#267: President's Day
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 16 February 2020
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
2- Bernie is 1st. No one cares.
3- Klobuchar is 3rd. Everyone cares.
4- Racist calls racist a racist
5- I don’t need a salary. I will need some benefits.
6- I cannot take treatment without Dear Leader
7- I graduated from Reagan National U, if I can find it
8- Thank you, Tiger, for making us humans feel better.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Lonzo Vodin, and I want to welcome you to the 267th episode of my podcast, Who's Paying Attention? |
| 0:25.1 | Let's do a little President's Day edition. |
| 0:28.1 | We'll talk a little bit about presidents and elections and so on, and as George Wallace would say, and so forth. |
| 0:36.1 | By the way, if you're not following George Wallace on Twitter, |
| 0:39.1 | you're missing some of the funniest tweets ever tweeted. So please look up George Wallace, |
| 0:44.4 | follow him on Twitter. Anyway, before I get into the presidential thing, have you been |
| 0:50.2 | looking or listening at all to Attorney General Barr and his talk about Trump's tweets |
| 0:58.7 | getting in the way of him doing his job. We all know how Trump tweets and bullies, you know, |
| 1:04.9 | the attorney general and insults Congress and anyone not loyal to him or whatever. So now Barr is saying it's getting in the way of doing his job. |
| 1:14.1 | You know what really gets in the way of Barr doing his job? |
| 1:17.9 | The Constitution. |
| 1:19.7 | I mean, imagine if he looked at any of it, if he was familiar at all with things like the separation of powers |
| 1:27.4 | and the judicial versus the |
| 1:29.7 | executive branch and, you know, rule of law, any of that sort of stuff, how difficult his |
| 1:35.7 | job would be if he would be bothered with any of it. |
| 1:39.0 | So I don't know, maybe he's having a bad day. |
| 1:42.9 | He's going to be in trouble. He, and you know, any Trump cult member that speaks out against him has to pay. So we know Barr will get in trouble. |
| 1:52.8 | Now, getting back to what's going on. New Hampshire primary. Bernie won. The big surprise was Klobuchar from Minnesota. She came in third. And here's my |
| 2:07.0 | thing. I still don't have a candidate. I still do not know what Democrat I support. The Iowa caucus |
| 2:15.2 | in New Hampshire primary, they talk about these early ones. Listen, you're talking about two states with what, a 97% white population, no major urban centers. That's not the demographic of the United States. So I don't really care about that, about winning that. The |
| 2:36.5 | funny thing to me about Bernie and the Bernie people, and I just find this whenever I talk to |
| 2:42.8 | them, they always feel under attack. The complaint after winning New Hampshire was the coverage |
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