#266: State Of My Union

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Politics, News, Comedy

4.7 • 680 Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2020

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

1- Why watch? I knew he was lying.
2- Iowa app down. Now let’s shut down the caucus.
3- I’ll be damned. Mayor Pete is Gay.
4- Yes, the halftime show was hot. Get over it.
5- Respect Kobe. Be a dad.
6- Black History Month. Try us. You’ll like us.

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0:00.0	Hi, this Alonzo Bowden.
0:17.7	I want to welcome you to episode 266 of my podcast.
0:21.6	Who's Paying Attention?
0:23.9	Thanks.
0:24.9	Thanks for being here.
0:26.2	So, state of the union, I didn't watch it.
0:30.5	I was actually lucky.
0:31.9	I am on the jazz crews.
0:34.2	I was watching a big band featuring Christian McBride and Diane Reeves. The funny part to me is that the ship was docked in Cosmel. So not only didn't I watch the State of the Union, I'm in Mexico. Why didn't I watch it? Come on, why watch it? What's going to be new new trump's going to tell a bunch of lies um
0:56.6	republicans are going to just clap for bullshit he gave an award to rush limbaugh i think of the
1:04.3	medal of freedom or some award you know and people are upset about that i'm not upset about it
1:10.3	i'm not surprised by it.
1:12.2	I mean, Rush Limbaugh is his boy.
1:14.2	Rush Limbaugh's been diagnosed with lung cancer.
1:17.2	So Trump gave him an award.
1:18.8	And people like, he's a terrible person.
1:20.5	Well, fuck, Trump's a terrible person.
1:22.5	So why wouldn't a racist, a misogynist, hateful, small-minded person like Trump, given a ward to a racist,
1:34.3	misogynist, hateful, small-minded person like Rush Limbaugh?
1:38.9	I mean, that just fits.
1:41.6	So anyway, I didn't watch it.
1:43.8	I've read a little bit about it. Just the same old lies, right?
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