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There's been an unfortunate incident we need to discuss.

Roger from the cafe, as most of you may have heard, has been let go for releasing a Facebook video in which he was behaving in a manner that Cloud 9 does not condone. Oh, just say it. He farted in the cups. We all saw the video. What? I didn't see it. It's been taken down. Guys, I saved it. I'll send it to you. Thanks, man. I don't understand. Who even thinks of farting in cups as something to do?

It's so gross, especially in the kitchen.

If you think about it, it's not that gross. Farts are just air.

Cheyenne, that's beautiful.

But it's not exactly true. Fart air has billions of fecal particles in it. I mean, that's what causes the smell.

Feeces in your nose.

I thought the gas just smelled. Fart ingredients. Okay, no, we don't need to do that. That's fine. I think the lesson here is be careful what you post on social media. Um, shouldn't the lesson be don't fart in cups? Yes. In a perfect world, people wouldn't fart in cups, but we live in the real world. When you say be careful, what are we not allowed to post?

Because I do a lot of Instagram videos, and they can be pretty edgy.

Do you fart in cups?

No.

And I think we're pretty good.

You're crazy, man.

You're a loser. Playoffs.

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