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One thing I wanted to throw out on the show, my sweet wife, we were driving, doing errands today.

Sure.

And she looks over at one point, she goes, dude, you got a hair growing out of your ear.

And I was like, oh, really?

It's come to that.

She's like, I'll tweeze it when I get home.

We get home, I lay down on the couch and she goes to work.

There were only like two or three in each year, but there were two or three in each year. That's just now happening? Yeah, man. Dude, it creeped me out, man. Dude, you got to get an ear hair tremor. I hate to tell you, but like you get one and it saves you a lot of pain. You both go through this? Yes. You both have this. I've been going through that. Not only do I have this,

but it's actually something Amy gets excited about when she finds one. Megan was totally stoked. She loves pulling those out. Yes. Yeah, there's a good one. Yeah. I also love popping zits. I really do too. She does too. That grosses me out. I love a good white head.

Women love that shit.

Mark doesn't get any good ones.

Yeah, I'm not really a...

Not a whaley.

No, I'm not that o'aly.

If they're a complexed bastard.

I don't like hairs growing out of things. I don't like zits. You see, my wife doesn't like the zits or she says to me, she's like, you need to, you need to do some grooming. Oh, yeah. Ah, she just informs you. She's like, yeah, she's like, you need to do some grooming. You got, you know, got some corn cows growing out of your ears. Sometimes, dude, you got a bat in the cave. Yeah, bat in the cave. That's a good one. The first time someone said that to me is like, I had no idea what they were talking about. I didn't either. I've never heard that before. It's kind of embarrassing. It really is very embarrassing, too. me all the time and I like cover up and run away. I know. It's so embarrassing.

Yeah. It really is very embarrassing too. It says it to me all the time and I like cover up and run away.

I know. It's so embarrassing. Yeah, because there's nothing you can do unless you got a mirror. Yeah, but at least, like, at least I'm grateful that someone told me too, so I'm not walking around with tons of people looking at me with a big bug in my nose and I don't know that it's there. You know what I mean? No, the other one, the other one that I get from Amy is it's twofold.

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