#265: Knife Hits in Alaska (@DanSoder)

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🗓️ 19 May 2016

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Summary

Dan Soder came over to my place to tell me all about the summer he spent working in a cannery in Alaska. The people he worked with were straight deigns without even realizing it. This might be the best summer job of all time.

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0:00.0	And his dude Neil is like, hey, you guys ready?
0:03.2	Doc crew, you guys ready?
0:04.3	I'm like, what?
0:05.2	He's like, we're gonna take our medicine at lunch.
0:06.8	I was like, what?
0:08.3	He goes, medicine.
0:09.4	I go, what's your medicine?
0:10.7	He goes, ice.
0:12.1	And there we go.
0:13.8	All like math.
0:14.7	And he goes, yeah, bro.
0:16.1	Like that.
0:17.2	We up.
0:18.2	No, no.
0:18.8	Do what I said.
0:19.8	No, no.
0:20.7	No.
0:21.7	Do what I said.
0:23.2	No.
0:24.5	Do what I said.
0:25.7	No, no.
0:26.7	For us is all.
	...

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