265: Is that a banana in your pocket?

Planet Porky

Personal Journals, News, Society & Culture, News Commentary

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🗓️ 24 August 2022

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

It's time for the showbiz extravaganza that is Life on Planet Porky with Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones.

Topics today include: humidity headaches, LAJs birthday synchronicity, UK strikes, seven years of the Beatles, Shaun Ryder, Liz Jones and the mystery rock star, Finland's dancing PM, the TV show 'Marriage', Sean Bean, council tax, Liam Gallagher's strange relationship with his daughter, Covid testing, the sad death of Darius, life after fame, Terry Venables, the beginnings of Bond films, Shirley Bassey's three title songs, Fish and Chips losing popularity with the youth of today, cod liver oil, bananas, keeping competitive eating in the family, the possible death of the cinema, and remembering pick 'n' mix favourites. It's the podcast that you don't need popcorn to enjoy, it's Life on Planet Porky.

Follow the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky or Mike is: @MikeParry8 while you can find Lesley-Ann: @LAJwriter.

Or you can email us questions or comments to: [email protected]. We'd love to hear from you!

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0:00.0	Okay, folks, welcome to the latest edition, the latest chapter, the latest great adventure
0:27.9	from life on planet Porky, with myself, the Porkmeister, and of course, the Rockship Writer
0:33.8	Extraordinary, Ms. Leslie Ann Jones. Miss Jones, I have to say, what a pleasure it is to be
0:39.4	talking to you today. One reason being that hopefully, hopefully, hopefully, hopefully, the heat has now
0:45.1	receded. Although, as I talk to you, and I'm just on the edge of my roof garden at my office in
0:52.6	Surrey, I still find the humidity gets to me and it gets me headaches.
0:56.7	Do you have that problem? Yeah, I really do. I was in town yesterday for the birthdays of two of
1:02.1	my children. Born on the 22nd and the 23rd of August. So we always have an extensive family
1:09.6	lunch. That's amazing. That's amazing.
1:11.7	How many years of course is that?
1:13.6	Exactly 10 years and one day.
1:15.2	Golly, amazing. Yeah. Fantastic.
1:17.0	Yeah. So Mia was 35. Well, she's 35 today, actually.
1:21.1	Yeah. And Henry 25 yesterday.
1:23.5	Oh, is he back from Italy to me then, Henry?
1:25.9	He's back from his latest cruise in the Baltic.
1:28.9	And he's going to be playing the Beast again.
1:31.9	Again, he's typecast at the age of 25.
1:34.6	He's going to be the Beast in Beauty and the Beast Panto in Ascot this year.
1:38.6	Wow.
1:39.5	So everybody snap up your tickets for Beauty and the Beast in Ascot.
1:43.6	But yeah, we had a great day, but it was incredibly muggy in town yesterday.
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