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Two Hot Takes

265: Don't be a Heckler! Ft. Lucas Zelnick

Two Hot Takes

Two Hot Takes

Comedy, Education, Society & Culture

4.68.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2026

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Lucas Zelnick! As a stand up comedian, Lucas knows a thing or two about hecklers and how to spot them. So let's see if there's any hecklers in this week's stories because we definitely have some people being rude, challenging, and disruptive. From a customer that wants an OP to cat call his wife while at work to someone who calls out their sister mid-engagement celebration.. I'm cringing at the audacity! Can't wait to hear your thoughts. Keep up w/ Lucas: https://www.lucaszelnick.com/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKtIwLrvq-pTJEaWbA7Wisw https://www.instagram.com/lucaszelnick/ Partners: Twentieth Century Studios: The Devil Wears Prada 2 in theaters May 1. Get tickets now: fandango.com/TheDevilWearsPrada2 Skims: https://Skims.com/tht McDonalds: Head to your nearest McDonald’s to try the Under Three Dollar Menu and the Four Dollar Breakfast Meal Deal! Patreon BONUS Content including FREE stories: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ NEW MERCH:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://shop.twohottakes.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ WRITE IN TO US!! Our SubReddit! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/ Full length Video episodes available on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakes⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Index: 00:00 -- Start Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Listen up.

0:01.0

Huh? That means you.

0:02.0

Yes, you. We know you're pointing at yourself. When it comes to Paddy Power Games, we've got a place made for all sorts. From the experts to the Drama Queens. It's me, the JC. The finance bros. Look at those stocks, lads. We'll stick with slots. It's what we're good at. And not forgetting you. Yes, you, the one listening. Because at Paddy Power Games, we've got all sorts of games for all sorts of trickles. Eligibility rules in terms and conditions apply. Please gamble responsibly. 8 plus gamboloware.org. Would you like a cake pop? Yes, please. Now you're just... Now I'm feeling kind of seen by you, to be honest.

0:38.2

That's what we aim to do here.

0:39.8

Yeah, I just feel like you've kind of read my vibe correctly and you're like, today is about treats.

0:45.2

Every day should be about a sweet treat.

0:47.6

Every day should have the capacity.

0:50.0

But I think if it's at a regular time every day, it no longer becomes a treat. So treats have to be... Spiratic. Definitionally, yes, surprising or irregular in nature to be a treat. I like that. Yeah. Well, this is a treat. It's a treat to be here. Now we're rolling. Okay. We're ready. Let's do it. Welcome back to another episode of Two Hot Taste, you guys.

1:11.0

I'm your host, Morgan.

1:12.4

And today I've got Lucas Zelnick in the house.

1:26.1

Bam-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bbbbb. Thanks for having me. That was really good. You might put me out of a job with that. I mean, I think a soundboard would be the best, but... I know, the buttons are too far.

1:27.8

They're so far.

1:28.6

They're so far. And we're so comfy already.

1:30.1

I know, and we don't wear headphones.

1:31.4

I used to... And I think a soundboard would be the best, but... I know the buttons are too far.

1:27.8

They're so far.

1:28.6

They're so far.

1:28.8

And we're so far.

1:29.3

They're so far.

1:30.2

I know.

1:30.3

And we don't wear headphones.

1:31.2

I used to wear headphones, but no headphones anymore. This is like I'm, I'm, I'm, it's already my favorite podcast I've ever done. It's, I'm reclined. I have a blankie. I love a blankie.

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