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That's my goal.

Not the best start.

Because I haven't opened it? at least halfway through it by the end of this episode. Yay! That's my goal. Not the best start.

Well, because I haven't opened it. It's going to be fine. Okay. It's going to be really good.

I'm excited. I've had my caffeine today because I love a good coffee. I'm ready to go. I've got a really

what feels like it's going to be a really good theme. I'm ready to go. I've got a really what feels like it's going to be a really good theme.

I'm excited. It's kind of all across the board. We've got relationships, a little work stuff, friendship stuff, kind of a good mix.

But it's all of these stories that are just like, oh, go step on a rake. Right. Like kick rocks, eat dirt. Step on a

race. Step on a rake. And I, I want that to be more of a thing because like, it's not really

culturally appropriate a lot of times to be like, go fuck yourself. You know what I mean?

Totally. But like, just go step on a rake. Get out of here,

you little rug rat. I feel like it's also a good saying because it actually shows the level

of harm I want to come to that person. Like I want it to be something that isn't long lasting.

Yeah. But I do want them to like, you know, be like, ow.

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