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So here we are in Kansas City.

We just watched this all together in the same room.

Yes.

Michael P. Randolph farted on me during this viewing.

And I made a joke because we were eating crab rangoon pizza that the smell of it was crab rangoon.

And now I am sitting in my bedroom alone in a cloud of crab rangoon parts that I created myself.

This is really a hell of my own making.

Thank you for tuning into horror virgin MP.

I'm Mikey.

And I'm your horror virgin Todd, which means I don't like scary movies, but you guys make me watch them.

And this week we all got together in Kansas City and watched dad's dream.

I mean, this is way better than dash cam.

This is if dash cams it was protagonist was not a bag full of shit.

Here's what I will say between the two.

Tell me everything, Paige.

This is a better movie and a better story.

However, way better.

I think the horror parts of dash cam are still scarier and the effects are better.

And so there's a part of me that like if I could marry the two,

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