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I woke up early this morning because I hadn't slept enough and was convinced my house was haunted. So there's that.

Was this the first time you stayed in the new house?

Yeah, it was the first time we slept in the new house.

That's how the demons get you, the first night.

Yeah, yeah. All I heard was the demon followed you from the apartment of the house. That's what I heard.

If it starts whispering to Jake and he goes outside to like cut wood for like 14 hours a day, then then you got to prop.

But honestly, I'll keep an eye on it. Like I'll keep an eye on it.

Yeah, because like, Jake's got it. You know what I'm saying?

I'm just saying Ryan Reynolds also looked his best in that film.

Yeah, he did. But then he tried to kill everybody. Might have been worth it.

For the Ambs? Yeah.

Dude, it's got some Hawaiian rolls, my man.

I think I'm going to do that for Halloween.

Just Hawaiian rolls stuffed into the front of your pants still in the bag.

And then just lift my shirt. Honestly.

I'm going to keep my shirt going.

You've got to do it, but you've got to get like three packs of Hawaiian rolls all the way up.

So you got, so you got abs and you got back abs and then you've got, yeah.

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