The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.

This podcast is entitled, The XL Medium and the Dumbwaiter Deed.

It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

Welcome to episode one.

Gentlemen, good to see you.

Dickie and Danny Dumwader, I presume.

You presume correctly. How did I know that? That's

insane. How did I know that? Greetings.

You requested my services. I have

of course Normie Smalls, the

XL Medium.

Do you have a room with a higher

ceiling maybe that we could go into? I could

set up my blue and

purple stripe 10 outside to do this side.

I think you're being a little bit pedantic right now because these ceilings are 25 feet high. We're in

basically a mansion here in Pumpkin Hills and you're only like seven three. You've got about

14 feet of clearance at least right now. Yes, but you know as, as being a very large man, you notice here,

if I'm spreading out my arms, I'm touching multiple different objects. If I spin around here,

I could knock over furniture. It's whatever you would prefer. You're the client. We can go into the

ballroom if you prefer. You must excuse my brother's modesty. He says, basically a

mansion, even though clearly this estate is over 11,000 square feet. Our father was a man of stature.

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