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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#264: Happy New Year

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Politics, News, Comedy

4.7680 Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2020

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

1- I screwed up, it's ep 264
2- Happy? I’m not sure...
3- It's not WW3, it is stupid ass dick wavin.
4- There's nothing the cult won’t forgive
5- Yeah, Harvey, it's time.
6- Comedy is just fine
7- Wanted: Heiress. You never see that ad.
8- Elizabeth Warren won the VIEW

Transcript

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0:00.0

Happy New Year. Welcome to Episode 263 of my podcast, Who's paying attention? This is Alonzo Bowden. I thank you for still being here. I hope 2020 has gotten off to a good start for you. Mine is questionable. Now, I had a great New Year's Eve in Raleigh and New Year's Day being home, etc., cetera. But, you know, the news kind of bummed me out.

0:39.9

I mean, New Year's Day, I read about a six-year-old kid being beaten the death by his godfather

0:45.9

in L.A.

0:47.1

Just read today about a grinder date in Michigan where this guy cut the young man's stabbed him,

0:56.3

hung him by his ankles, cut his throat, cut off his testicles,

1:00.0

cooked them and ate him.

1:01.6

It's not a good way to start a year.

1:04.6

Okay, and that's the local crime.

1:07.8

In other news, obviously the big thing is our idiot Trump. So the drone strike

1:16.1

killing Qasem Qasem Soleimani of Iran. He killed, you know the story. He kills a high-ranking

1:26.0

Iranian official to foil a plot of terrorism.

1:30.2

It's foil a plot. I haven't heard foil a plot since Bush was foiling plots in Iraq.

1:35.4

And of course, in comic books, it's bullshit, right?

1:38.8

The, um, this could be a distraction from the impeachment or whatever.

1:45.0

I don't know.

1:46.0

Ah, the hypocrisy, right after he did it, of course, the tweets that Trump put out about Barack Obama,

1:54.0

saying Barack Obama should start a war with Iran to make sure he gets reelected or whatever.

2:00.0

That hypocrisy is lost on Trump's cult.

2:03.3

And that's where we're at now.

2:04.7

It's not his followers anymore.

2:06.2

It's a straight up cult.

2:08.0

You know it as well as anybody.

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