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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#263: HAPPY IMPEACHMENT DAY

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Politics, News, Comedy

4.7680 Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2019

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

1 - Happy Impeachment Day. 2 counts of GUILTY.
2 - What else ya need?
3 - My jokes stopped at treason but now I’m back.
4 - It's called charity, not a tax write off. Just give, assholes.
5 - He shot the horses
6 - She doesn’t need exercise

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden. I want to welcome you to episode 263 of my podcast,

0:23.7

who's paying attention and wish you a happy impeachment. Or maybe it's a merry impeachment.

0:30.2

It's a debate on Twitter. I'm not sure which one's going to win. So as we all know by now,

0:36.1

a week before Christmas, it's an early gift.

0:39.3

Congress has impeached Trump on two counts.

0:43.3

First was abuse of power, second obstruction of Congress.

0:48.3

And no surprise here. I think we knew this was coming, but it still feels kind of good.

0:54.8

Now, Nancy Pelosi has handled this.

0:57.7

I won't say flawlessly, but I will say beautifully.

1:01.1

And when people attempted to cheer in Congress, she shut it down.

1:06.4

And she said, this is not something to be cheered.

1:08.6

It's a horrible thing, which is true.

1:11.6

The entire Trump presidency is a horrible thing and the votes went along party lines although two democrats

1:20.7

voted against it and one of them right after he voted switched to being a republican we're not

1:26.4

going to talk about that. Yeah, we will. Van Drew,

1:34.1

Jeff Van Drew voted against it and then became a Republican. Tulsi Gabbard of Hawaii voted

1:41.5

present. If you voted present in this vote about impeachment, then you weren't really

1:49.4

present, were you? But anyway, that's how the votes went down. Now, we know the next step

1:55.3

is it goes to, it goes to the Senate.

2:06.2

And Nancy Pelosi said she's holding off on sending the articles to the Senate until she sees how the Senate is going to handle a trial.

2:10.0

Unfortunately, we already know how the Senate's going to handle a trial

2:13.1

because Mitch McConnell has already said that the Senate's going to end this, they're going to vote

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