Hello and welcome to car talk from National Public Radio with us click and clack the Tappert Brothers,

and we're broadcasting this week from the Return to Send a department here at Car Talk Plaza.

This is an interesting little story, man.

One day, God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on, and we know all about that.

Much of that, indeed.

He decided to send an

angel down to earth to check it out. He called one of his best angels, Mario, and sent St. Mario

to the earth for a little while. When Mario returned, she told God, yes, it is bad on Earth.

95% of it is bad, and about 5% of it is good.

Well, he thought for a moment and thought maybe he'd better send down a second angel to get another point of view.

God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time.

The angel went back to God, and he said, yes, the earth is in decline.

95% is bad, and 5% is good.

God said, this is not good.

So he decides to send an email to the 5% who were good.

He wanted to encourage them to give them a little something to help them keep going.

Oh, yeah?

And do you know what the email said?

Well, no, no.

Oh, you didn't get one either, huh?

That was a dirty trick.

Well, if your car was one of the 95% that ain't good.

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