Okay, folks, welcome to the latest edition, the latest chapter, the latest riveting revelations from life on planet Porky, with myself the Porkmeister, and of course, the rock chick writer extraordinaire, Ms. Leslie and Jones.

And Miss Jones, I have to say, we've got to start on rather a somber matter,

although when I say somber, I'm talking about the demise of,

I think she must have been one of the favorite singer-actresses

in the history of certainly musical film or whatever.

And of course I'm talking about.

Olivia Newton-John.

Absolutely.

Or Olivia Neutron-Bomb, as we used to call her.

And she wouldn't mind me saying that.

She had a laugh about that.

She was gorgeous.

There was just something so wholesome and lovely about

that woman. And here's a little example of why. I was in December 2016, I was having

Christmas lunch with Brian Bennett, the drummer from the shadows. And he And he was asking about what are the kids doing?

And I told him that Bridie, my youngest, was currently rehearsing for a production of Greece

that was a joint collaboration between her school and Dulwich College, my son's school.

And he said, oh, I'll have to get Livy to send her a message to say good luck.

So I said, Livy who?

He said, Olivia Newton-John, you know, star of the original Greece.

So I said, okay, I didn't think anything more of it.

Then a couple of weeks later, Bridie came bounding down the stairs.

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